HODIE (Roman Calendar): ante diem septimum Kalendas Septembres.
MYTHS and LEGENDS: The art image for today's legend shows Orpheus and the Animals, and there are more images here.
TODAY'S MOTTOES and PROVERBS:
3-WORD MOTTOES: Today's 3-word verb-less motto is Nec devius unquam (English: Not ever swerving).
ANIMAL PROVERBS: Today's animal proverb is Ex frixis ovis pullus numquam venit ullus (English: From fried eggs no chick ever comes... the Latin rhymes, too!).
POLYDORUS: Today's proverb from Polydorus is: Conscientia mille testes (English: Your conscience is a thousand witnesses).
GREEK PROVERBS: Today's proverb is Μία χελιδὼν ἐὰρ οὐ ποιεῖ (English: One swallow does not make it springtime).
BREVISSIMA: The distich poster for today is Quod Non Sumus Mancipia Corporis . Click here for a full-sized view.
And here are today's proverbial LOLcats:
Video alta sequorque.
I see lofty things and pursue them.
Keep an eye on the future.
PHAEDRI FABULAE: The illustrated fable from Phaedrus for today is Soror et frater, one of Aesop's "family fables." Latin text and Smart's translation.
STEINHOWEL: The illustrated fable from Steinhowel for today is De lupo et persona (although in the illustration, you see a statue, not a mask!). This is a story about a wolf in later Latin versions, although earlier versions feature a fox: Latin text and English versions.
And here's a fun Latin LOLBaby: Fratrum concordia rara (blog post).