HODIE (Roman Calendar): ante diem septimum Kalendas Decembres.
MYTHS and LEGENDS: The art image for today's legend shows Pandora, and there are more images here.
TODAY'S MOTTOES and PROVERBS:
TINY PROVERBS: Today's tiny proverb is: Cicatrix manet (English: The scar remains).
3-WORD MOTTOES: Today's 3-word verb-less motto is Alteri, si tibi (English: For another as if for yourself).
ANIMAL PROVERBS: Today's animal proverb is Dum fugans canis mingit, fugiens lepus evadit (English: When the dog in pursuit stops to pee, the fleeing rabbit gets away).
POLYDORUS: Today's proverb from Polydorus is: Hic timens Charybdim, incidi in Scyllam (English: Fearing Charybdis, I fell into Scylla).
PROPER NAME PROVERBS: Today's proper name proverb from Erasmus is Dathus bonorum (English: A Dathus of good things; from Adagia 1.3.33... Dathus was a proverbially prosperous colony, abounding in gold, on the shores of the Strymon river).
GREEK PROVERBS: Today's proverb is Ὑπὸ παντὶ λίθῳ σκορπίος (English: Beneath every stone, a scorpion).
BREVISSIMA: The distich poster for today is Tu Mihi Omnia. Click here for a full-sized view.
And here are today's proverbial LOLcats:
Patria sua cuique iucundissima.
To each his own homeland is most pleasant.
Si satis est, multum est.
If it is enough, it is a lot.
FABULAE FACILES: The fable from the Fabulae Faciles widget is Formica Alata, about the dangers of getting what you ask for (this fable has a vocabulary list).
MILLE FABULAE: The fable from the Mille Fabulae et Una widget is Gallus Divinus et Vulpes, a fable about a foolish prophet.
Evan Millner's Fables. I thought you might enjoy Evan Millner's marvelous fable videos; they are available at YouTube.
And there's a new Latin LOLBaby; here's the blog post: Ducito bovem volentem.